The Diary Of John

Thursday, September 02, 2004

Thick as shit..

Clerk accepts fake $200 'Bush' bill

PHILADELPHIA (Reuters) - At first glance it looked like the real thing, so store clerk Kathryn Miller was happy to accept the $200 bill as payment -- and even make change.

The bill did carry a picture of President George W. Bush, but he is not one of the presidents who appear on the U.S. currency and in any case there is no such thing as a $200 (112 pounds) bill.

That did not stop Miller, who works at Fashion Bug, a women's clothing store in Greensburg, Pennsylvania, from taking the bill in payment for an item costing $99.

She also gave change to Deborah Trautwine, a resident of nearby Jeanette, said Jeanne Martin, a spokeswoman for the state police in Greensburg.

"Anyone with any bit of knowledge should have recognised that it wasn't the real thing," Martin said.

Trautwine, who was located by police on the basis of information from the clothing store, was charged on Wednesday with forgery, theft by deception, and receiving stolen property.

The bill was probably a joke rather than a forgery, said Martin. "It was some sort of gag money," she said.

She didn't know whether Miller still works at Fashion Bug.

posted at 10:21 AM by john |

Kinky..

German caught having sex with doll

BERLIN (Reuters) - A man caught having sex with a blow-up doll in a busy public shopping arcade had to be physically parted from his rubber lover and escorted away, police in Stuttgart say.

The 38-year-old man was caught with his trousers down early on Monday evening after alarmed witnesses alerted the police.

"It was real, he was caught in mid-action with the doll," said a press spokeswoman on Wednesday. Police said that they had considerable difficulty separating the drunken man from his partner.

posted at 10:19 AM by john |

More and more..

Well i'm now at 5 schools and ten groups, i guess this is getting close to this limit i can manage to teach in one week. It'll pay for my vacation though later at the end of the semester with Roberta. We didnt yet decide where we will go, it will depend on how much time i will get free and also how much i have to pay for all of my stolen documents too. Hopefully we'll get away somewhere though where there are beaches, sand and lots of.... Coca Cola (and you thought i was going to say SEX right? hehe).

I found out that we are going to have a visitor here from the CCAA Rio head office. I think they come to watch a few classes and to see if they can give help and suggestions to the franchise holder etc. My MEC3 class is going to be observed, i hate this kind of crap lol. Its like being spied on as though your some sort of naughty school boy doing something you shouldnt hehe!! I'm already preapred though for this visit, i am just going to pass lcps for the whole lesson and then finish with just some activities with music or something similar ;-) At least it wont be like the training the guy from Rio with that monster woman with the spiky black hair, yeah the dyke from hell lol. Man, the next time i have to be anywhere that she is i will take a mirror so she cant try to turn me to stone with her evil looks haha!!

I used The Darkness in my classes in CCAA yesterday, we had to download the songs from the internet to use them, i must get my brother to copy the files and stuff and cds and post them to me again. I love using music in class if i can find time, luckily my groups tend to be quite small so it allows me to be ahead of schedule alot if i wanna be so more time for activities and stuff. I wanna try some basic drama if i get time, sad really cause if i did everything extra i wanted there would be no time for methodology hahaha!!

Hmmm they have made coffee here so let me go and empty the flask lol

posted at 8:37 AM by john |

Wednesday, September 01, 2004

Morning..

Well this morning i am at new another CCAA that i am going to be working at this semester lol. Itll be alot of fun so long as the buses always run on time. If they dont beasically ill be just a little screwed lol. I'll try to get some pics of this one for my site later. Okay gotta go get ready to give class :-)

As you can see i'm back here again. Im in a break between classes and installing Kazaa to get some music clips to use in one of my classes. Im not going to pay anyone here over R$40 for a cd that costs just a few bucks in the UK. RIAA you arent going to make a shitload of money out of me here in a third world country where you exploit everyone just as you did in the USA and UK!!

Well cauase of the super high-speed connection i have them in just a few minutes.. I'll use then in class this afternoon with my students. shame i didnt have more time as i wanted to get the video clips but i'll ask the bosses son to get for me and burn them to a cd for use in class. Its going to be a lot of fun this semester ;-)

Before i go, time to say HI to my new students in Planaltina De Goias.. Hi Suellen 1&2, The two Johns and Olga!!!

posted at 6:56 AM by john |